May 2013
And I won’t wait for you. And you won’t wait for me. And we’ll be all right.
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
tylerfucklin:
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
Watchlittle-deathhh:
bedussey:
dootzy:
this video will make your day better
hOLY HSIT
omfg
Taylor Swift facts
clavid:
“Teardrops on my Guitar” is a song about paranormal encounters with a ghost named Drew that haunted Taylor as a child
emotionslikeateaspoon:
entires:
cryism:
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
and had had
and do do
hahaHA u said doo doo
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*talking to therapist* yeah i’m pretty happy i guess. but i’m not tampon commercial happy
DON'T CHASE THE QUAFFLE IF YOU SEE THE SNITCH.
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
What if the truth is no one is out there for me? What if there is no such thing as a soul mate? What if I’m going to die a remainder? What if I die without one single person to care?
God only knows if I’ll explode.
Please understand, if I see you again, don’t even say hello.
Why would you make a promise you knew you could never keep?
I’m obsessed with this poem by E. H. White.
courtneylovedcobain:
leathermouth’s first show is going to be on may 19th, 2013
mcr’s last show was on may 19th, 2012
I guess the real problem is that I just wanted something to be mine and mine alone. For once, I didn’t want anyone to take it away because I WANTED IT TO MYSELF.
I wanted you to myself. I didn’t want her to meddle in the two of us because nothing ever belongs to me and nothing ever is in my control and I honestly just wanted someone to let me have that for once in my fucking life....
jeanvaljeanralphio:
The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
And I’ll borrow words from all my favorite paragraphs to write a ballad while we say the things we hope will mean the most to me.
I just wish you’d sweep me into your arms and take me away from my pain and loneliness.
But instead, you just apologized.
And I guess that’s what hurts.
That you left me here to die.
For her.
I guess I’ll get up on my own again.
Dust myself off and hide behind false hope.
Pretend I’m all right when I’m not and I won’t be okay.
